Invitation

So, I'm almost three. Everything is making sense to me. It's all falling into place.
This is the invitatiton my dad made. He started sending it to people because he thought it was the cutest invitation in the world. He just wanted people to compliment his card and how cute I am.
There could be 60 toddlers crammed into a tiny room. Welcome to New York.

People get nervous when they receive an invitation to a children's party. You never have to attend. The key is telling the parent what a cute kid they have, over and over and over again. It's like a get out of jail free card when it comes to children's parties or anything.