Emma: "I've always wanted crystals that grow." Well, that's what I told my dad. I only knew I always wanted crystals that grow when I saw them at RiteAid and he told me he'd buy me a toy. We set it all up. Can you see the magic trunk and the back round photo of the Pacific ocean. The crystals were tiny stones and they did magically grow to the top of the tank. Just like advertised. I am psyched, thrilled, satisfied. OK world, Magic Rocks Rock.
Dad: Well, I get confused a lot, but I am not confused about Magic Rocks. You put them in water and they grow and my daughter is occupied for at least 24 minutes and I am the dad of the day for those 24 minutes.